Here is my story- After having amazing beet soup at a pizza place in Boulder I wanted to buy beets to make more beet soup. Unfortunately, due to my inexperience in life I bought radishes. Can you see why? They are red and about the right shape, right?
I did not know what to do with a radish. I looked online, and learned how to cut them up- thank you internet. But when I ate one like the lady on the internet video, it was a bit too spicy for my liking. Ick. So I decided to try find a salad or something I could put them in. And found this one- Christmas Red and Green Salad.
The ingredients looked good- anything with Ranch dressing has got to be good, right? Apparently not. I gagged trying to get it down. And you should have seen the long teeth Chris grew while shoveling spoonfuls into his mouth to make me feel better. I ended up throwing it out.
Goodbye Christmas Salad- Forever!
Moral of the story: do not buy radishes for beets and no not make Christmas Red and Green salad. Ever.
20 hours ago